50 Thoughts Every Woman Has When She Wakes Up Early to Work Out

If you can honestly say you love every second of waking up early to get a workout in, we're calling your bluff.

June 12, 2014

1. Ugh.
2. What time is it?
3. That iPhone alarm noise may be my least favorite noise of all time.
4. Do I want to do this today?
5. I need to unfriend my "friends" who tag me in Facebook photos after 1 a.m.
6. Is it raining outside?
7. What's the temperature?
8. I'm just going to press sleep once.
9. I should really just get out of bed.
10. Workout now, get fro-yo later.
11. I take that back: Fran Drescher's voice is worse than my alarm.
12. If I could stay laying down and get skinny that would be perfect.
13. If I do workout I could post an Instagram.
14. So. Comfy.

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15. It's hotter in here than usual today.
16. What am I going to eat for breakfast?
17. I really need to invest in some light-blocking shades.
18. Run outside or go to the gym?
19. I hope that sketchy trainer isn't there today.
20. There's no way I can tolerate any sort of peppy instructor today.
21. If I run outside I'll just be able to get it done and come home.
22. Did I wash that pink sports bra?
23. I really need to change my alarm sound.
24. I want eggs.
25. Is it too hot to wear capris?
26. Why is humidity a thing?
27. I really shouldn't have had that third glass of wine last night.
28. I need to buy new capris.
29. 5 more minutes.
30. I can do this.
31. Yup, definitely put my pajamas on backwards.
32. I'll just go to the gym, run sprints, lift weights, come home.

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33. I wish I owned shorts that wouldn't ride up on the treadmill.
34. If I run outside, I could do a workout DVD when I come back.
35. I don't at all match and I don't at all give a damn.
36. Maybe I'll just do the workout DVD.
37. If I avoid carbs today I won't feel that bad for skipping my workout.
38. They definitely didn't film that DVD at 6 in them morning.
39. If I don't workout now, I could just do it tonight.
40. Do I have stuff to make lunch today?
41. I need to stop going to the [drive thru, Panera, overpriced sandwich shop] for lunch.
42. If I workout tonight, that means I'll have to bring my gym clothes to work.
43. Packing a bag? Not happening.
44. I wish working out didn't involve sweating, because then I could workout at lunch.
45. I really need to update my playlist.
46. How am I already craving fro-yo at 6:14 a.m.?
47. I need to put a homing device on my sneakers.
48. I don't remember the last time I washed my sheets.
49. I can't believe I'm actually doing this.
50. I will be happy that I did this later. I will be happy that I did this later.