20 Yoga Poses & What They Should Actually Be Called

Love yoga? Hate yoga? Either way, we know what you're really thinking in class.

May 19, 2014


Child's Pose: Sit Back and Feel Like a Rotisserie Chicken


Eagle Pose: Tangle All of Your Limbs Until You Can't Cross Anything Anymore

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Warrior II: Embrace Your Inner Katniss


Seated Twist: An Excuse to Check Out the Hottie to Your Left


Chair Pose: Thigh-Burning Hell on Earth


Mountain Pose: Standing Straight Never Felt So Good


Bridge Pose: Pelvis Thrusting Laugh-Inducer


Downward Dog: Highway to the Slippery Mat Danger Zone


Three-Legged Downward Facing Dog: Being Upside-Down With Two Feet on the Floor Is Overrated


Wide Squat Pose: Try Your Hardest Not to Fart


Standing Half-Forward Bend: You Were More Flexible in High School


Cat Cow Pose: An Excuse to Stare Directly at the Butt in Front of You


Half Moon Pose: Prepare to Fall Over and Embarrass Yourself


Bow Pose: Embrace Your Inner Rocking Chair


Happy Baby Pose: The Most Socially Acceptable Way to Spread Your Legs


Pigeon: You Officially Want a Drink Now


Lotus: Duck, Duck, Goose


Crow Pose: A Clear Representation of Your Yoga Abilities (Or Lack Thereof)


Hero: Reach Up Toward God Even If You Don't Believe in Aforementioned God


Savasana: Thank God This Is Finally Over

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