"What's with all of the 'bells'?" Dumbbells, barbells, kettle bells. You're completely, totally lost in a world of bells.
"I officially have no clue what I'm doing." The good news: You're not alone. The bad news: You won't learn just by staring at 'em. You decide to copy what the trainer next to you is doing, and… Wait, you're supposed to do THAT with a barbell? Uh-uh, no way.
"Five pounds, eight pounds… It's all the same, right?" Actually, no. Women tend to opt for more reps with lighter weights, but if you want to see true fat loss, it's important to stick to heavier weights.
"Of course there aren't two matching eight-pound weights." You're convinced there must be some small gym gnome hiding the dumbbells to make newbie you look like a fool. You're also convinced he's trying to make you lift even heavier ones.
"What exactly do I do with these puppies?" If only you could lay down on the floor, close your eyes, and instantly see Madonna-worthy definition.
"Is that Brad Pitt look-alike checking me out or checking out my form?" Your face is beet red and you're sweating profusely, so either option is embarrassing.
"How many reps did I just do?" Can you just pretend you completed the set, or do you have to start from scratch?
"If I were on the treadmill, I could be watching Million Dollar Listing." Yes, but those hunky real estate agents won't give you muscle definition in your quads!
"Why are all of these people grunting?" Are they hurt? Should you call a doctor?
"Hey, I actually feel kinda badass!" Watch out, grunters, because you'll be back again later this week!